My life consists of:

• Attempting to program but trying to parse "David" as an integer.
• Adding semi-colons and curly braces to my Python code because Java is a bitch.
• Wishing Java's automatic garbage collection would find me at some point.
• Spending most of my time in school telling people how to code because they can't tell the difference between an if/else statement and hair conditioner.
• Frying pan.
• Playing on the SNES because 'real' games are shit these days.

I wish the internet would devolve back to when Unregistered Hypercam 2 was a thing.