BY DAY: man who misses his family while at work
BY NIGHT: geek who secretly wants to sneak away from the family and code
FAVORITE GEEK JOKE: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders a half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender looks a the line of mathematicians stretching into the distance, holds up his hands, goes and pours two beers and sets them on the counter, saying "guys, there are limits."